I swung by the grocery store on the way home from work and came up with a few hints to make life easier for everyone...
1. DO push your cart on the right hand side of the aisle. DO NOT go down the middle where you will block traffic both ways.
2. If you are too drunk to stand up, grocery shopping is not a very good idea. If you are too drunk to avoid bashing me with your cart, STAY HOME!
3. While waiting in line at the checkout, organize yourself and find your credit card or cash. DO NOT act surprised, that yes, you will have to pay for your items and then proceed to dig around in a monster handbag for a few loose bills while the rest of us wait for our stuff.
Anyway, now I feel better...and it's sort of food related...right?
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